If you happened to be looking for work on Craigslist's job boards in Chicago, you may have been tempted to click on this ad.
As you can tell by the purple link, I was. I mean, everyone loves Cards Against Humanity, and well, it sure would be interesting to see what a company with practices as unorthodox as theirs wants in a CEO. Quite a bit, it turns out.
The first two bullet points sound fairly vanilla, though things go from 0-100 pretty quickly after that.
I think I might know a guy.
Scratch that, I definitely know a guy. It's pretty clear that they're looking to hire the now former President of the United States, Barack Obama, to head off their company. It may not be as fancy a position as being leader of the free world, but it does have a few perks.
Aside from being able to set his own salary and having 51% ownership of the company signed over to him, should Obama choose to head Cards Against Humanity, he can also expect:
That's right, unlimited almonds. He also has the option to be their new dad, and while the ad states that it isn't required, taking them up on that is strongly preferred.
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